March 3rd, 2004

Too funny.

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his
name. "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions.
First. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. Bush informs the
Kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume,
The President says, "Okay, where were we? Oh,
that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand. George points to him and
asks his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions.
First. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth. Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth. What happened to Billy?"
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One Last thing....

Just found out today that I've got the installation job! Yay me! No more call center.

Whee!
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